A Parting Glance.

“My boyfriend embezzled millions and is in jail! Guess I’ve made the transition from teen roles, fer sure!”

A joint submission from the “I Learn Something New Every Day” and “That’s Why Women Can’t Stand Men” Depts. of MEDIA ASSASSIN, above: Photo of actress Anne Hathaway, found during an unrelated search, linked to the web site of—get this—Sideboob.org.

Motto: “A whole new view on breasts!”

If you’re like me, you’re probably asking, “There’s a category for that?”

Apparently so. From their F.A.Q.:

What is this site about?
To be perfectly honest, this site was inspired by a Family Guy episode. The episode reminded me of how INCREDIBLY erotic sideboobs are so I decided to create this site. We will post 1 sideboob every weekday until the end of time or until we run out of photos.

What is a sideboob?
This was one of the biggest questions I asked myself while creating this site. After intense discussions with my friends, we decided to make a ruling on what can be considered a sideboob. When the outside of a womans breast is visible, it can be ruled as a valid sideboob. When the inside is visible, the bottom also has to be visible for it to be ruled as legit. If the bottom is not exposed, then it is just considered cleavage.

Me, mailman.



#1 Giovanni (Gee-O) on 09.25.08 at 12:00 pm

she has a nice rack!

#2 t.allen-mercado on 09.29.08 at 7:56 pm

Somebody missed the ‘pencil rule’ memo. If you can suspend a pencil under your boob-you need, and must wear a brassiere. She still looks stunning though.

#3 Dickhertz on 01.03.13 at 6:47 pm

I loved her in the catwoman suit or whatever it was, yeah she looks good when she wants to…

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