Governor Rip Van Schwarzenegger.

Check out this lovely portrait of Kahleefawnyuh Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, taken after waking him from a twenty-year sleep.

In fact, it’s an entry in FreakingNews.com’s “Beards Pictures,” part of their ongoing series of advanced Photoshop pictures contests.

The rules of this contest are simple – add beard to any famous male or female person. Your “victims” may be male or female celebrities, politicians, or any characters from paintings. While some celebrities and politicians wore beards at certain stages of their lives, your source images will need to be without beards in them.

Candidates for follicular folly include a hillbilly-esque Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff, Hell’s Angels quasi-initiate Bruce Willis, Charlize “I Look Good In Anything (Except This)” Theron, Her Majesty the Queen of England, and an older, more dashing, sorta late Captain Sisko-ish President Barack Obama, above. It’s good to have some sweet facial hair…but not if you’re Shania Twain.