Caterpillar Pimpin’

“Be gentle…”

A lot o’ you brothers out there don’t know how to treat a beautiful lady, like this one, above. Your game is way off. Y’all need to learn from a professional.

See, when I get a woman back to my place, I like to take it real slow.

Pour her a drink.

Put on some soft music.

Close the curtains.

Get real close, and look deep into her eyes.

Then, when the moment is right, and she can’t hold back any longer, I take off her clothes with an excavator.



#1 the obenson report on 05.27.08 at 8:22 pm

I gotta get me one of those!!!

#2 Undercover Black Man on 06.01.08 at 4:38 pm

“Take It Backhoe.”

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