A lot o’ you brothers out there don’t know how to treat a beautiful lady, like this one, above. Your game is way off. Y’all need to learn from a professional.
See, when I get a woman back to my place, I like to take it real slow.
Educate and excite, inform and infuriate.
May 23rd, 2008 — Entertainment, Sex, TV
A lot o’ you brothers out there don’t know how to treat a beautiful lady, like this one, above. Your game is way off. Y’all need to learn from a professional.
See, when I get a woman back to my place, I like to take it real slow.
May 16th, 2008 — Black Music, Controversy, Dance, Entertainment, Humor, Media, Music Video, Pop Culture, Satire, TV
Introducing the dance remix of Bill O’Reilly’s now notorious, “twenty years old” hissy fit, obviously just as NSFW as is Bill.
May 14th, 2008 — Advertising, Automotive, Entertainment, Humor, TV
BMW’s Certified Pre-Owned car ads have been running for some time now, but I’ve yet to tire (rimshot) from this actress’s performance, as the wife who believes her husband has been bait-and-switched into buying a new ride.
May 12th, 2008 — Entertainment, Gaming, Music, Music Video, Pop Culture, TV
Wait…is that…my old lady? I never knew!
This is probably about as close to perfect as it gets: Rupert Holmes’ FM classic, “Escape (The Pina Colada Song),”…acted out by Sims.
May 9th, 2008 — Black Music, Entertainment, Music Video, Pop Culture, TV
“Forever and a day”: Heatwave’s Wilder counts the seconds
Here you go: A gorgeous piece of videotape, featuring the funk band, Heatwave, performing live. They’re led by their late co-founder, Johnnie Wilder, Jr. (1949-2006), above, singing their perennial, six-minute, slow jam classic, “Always and Forever.” Proms, everywhere: Rejoice.
May 5th, 2008 — Animation, Black Music, Dance, Entertainment, Hip-Hop, Music Video, Pop Culture, Sex, TV
“Now, pretend that you’re Corey Clark”: Paula and Skat role-play
Was Paula Abdul on drugs?
Not last week, when she tried to judge American Idol contestant Jason Castro’s non-existent second performance. No, was she high in the early ’90s, when she agreed to a cameo in the video for MC Skat Kat’s solo debut, “Skat Strut,” a Fresh Prince-ish piffle over Earth Wind & Fire’s “Let’s Groove” bassline.
April 23rd, 2008 — Advertising, Entertainment, Film, Media, Race, TV
I’m surprised Racialicious hasn’t picked this apart, yet: Six Flags’ “More Flags, More Fun!” campaign, and its English-gargling Asian pitchman.
April 21st, 2008 — Africa, Black Music, Entertainment, Music Video, Pop Culture, TV
No, your eyes do not deceive you, and, no, we will not see the likes of it again: That’s Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown, together, performing “This Is A Man’s World.” (Brown died in December 2006, Pavarotti in September 2007.)
April 11th, 2008 — Advertising, Automotive, Design, Entertainment, Humor, Media, Music, Music Video, Pop Culture, TV
“How can I bittorrent this sweet ride?”: Shawn Fanning ponders a VW
I was watching TV yesterday when, out of nowhere, a commercial popped on, featuring, of all people, Shawn Fanning, above, creator of the contraband late ’90s file-sharing service, Napster.
April 8th, 2008 — Children, Film, Pop Culture, Toys, TV
Go no further: Snake-Eyes (Ray Park), from G.I. Joe (Summer 2009)
I wasn’t really a fan of the early ’80s cartoon series, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, on which an upcoming, live-action movie, above, will be based, but I loved the Hasbro action figures to death.
Lemme take that back: What I loved wasn’t the toys, per se, but the card art and copy. I would have happily collected the cards and given away the toys. If someone, today, sent me pristine copies of the cards from the early ’80’s, without the toys, I would rejoice. Continue reading →