Take a look at this picture of Sarah Palin with her hair down, above.
As you do, do you find yourself slowly becoming entranced by her sex appeal?
If so, it’s not by accident.
Entries Tagged 'Fashion' ↓
“I’m…Too Sexy For My Hair…Too Sexy For My Hair…And I Don’t Freakin’ Caaaaaaare….”
September 19th, 2008 — Fashion, Politics
Best. Michael Jackson. T-Shirt. Ever.
September 16th, 2008 — Fashion, Humor
Who would have thought in 1983 that “Thriller,” Michael Jackson’s landmark, then astronomically-priced $500,000 music video, viewed from a certain wan perspective, was really just a compressed foretelling of his dementia and decay?
UVA grad David Murray, maker of this most excellent T-shirt, above, that’s who. Sizes SM-XXL at Seibei.com, $22.
No Phone Booth Necessary.
September 11th, 2008 — Comics, Fashion, Politics
Feelin’ super, post- the DNC? Let this black T-shirt warm your back and strike fear in the hearts of your Republican opponents.
This is an officially licensed Alex Ross t-shirt depicting Super Obama in which these Alex Ross shirts have been screen printed with the Super Barack Obama image on front. These Barack Obama t-shirts are usually made from heavyweight preshrunk 6oz. cotton tee shirt blanks.
In sizes, small – XXXL, $18-$21, from StyleOnline.com.
Not for Hammering in Loose Nails.
September 8th, 2008 — Fashion
Luxist, the blog of grotesquely conspicuous consumption, gets the credit for knowledging me to jewelry house Le Vian’s and designer Stuart Weitzman’s two-tootsied showcase for diamonds and tanzanite. (Tanzanite, of the mineral zoisite, comes from Tanzania.) Price: $2 million a pair.
They’re fashioned
in glistening silver leather embellished with over 185 carats of tanzanite and 28 carats of diamonds. Stunning ankle bracelets are set with museum quality tanzanite gemstones, painstakingly matched and cut by Le Vian’s master craftsmen, each crowned with a spectacular 16 carat, sparkling tanzanite drop which adorns the front of the foot. The shoes are balanced with a delicate diamond front strap that perfectly complements Stuart Weitzman’s timeless, elegant shoe design.
They’re also great for tossing at misbehaving kids.
Coolest. Obama. Button. Ever.
September 3rd, 2008 — Fashion, Music
Love jazz? Love Obama? Mutually satisfy those joint urges with this impeccable, 2 1/4″ lapel button (enlarged above) in the legendary Blue Note Records-styled color scheme. Now, declare the only thing better that the Democratic Presidential nominee: The Democratic Presidential nominee backed by a combo. $1.00, plus 2.95 shipping, or 6.75 for Priority, from Democraticstuff.com.
Thor’s Hotties
August 12th, 2008 — Culture, Fashion, History
Sumthin’ he can feel: Recreation of Viking woman’s outfit
A recent archaeological find of colorful, even sexy, Viking era (750 – 1050 AD) women’s clothing have led to new ideas about how Norse women got down for theirs. Continue reading →
Boooo-Faw.
August 7th, 2008 — Fashion, Politics
On one hand, I’m thinking Cindy “Miss Buffalo Chip” McCain has had a rough enough week as is, taking the brunt of her metal husband’s ongoing, passive-aggressive abuse.
But then I took a serious look at this photo, above, and, egged on by Charlotte Hilton Andersen’s devastating “Dear Cindy McCain, Please Pull Up Your Shirt And Tie Back Your Hair: An Open Letter In Pictures,” I had to ask: Who in the world told the McCain campaign that the sight of this scaly middle-aged woman, sporting a tousled, freshly-…fondled, nicotine-throated “Mmmm…hurry back to bed, lover…” gaze, topped off with a dap of cleavage, would be what the American people want to see from a prospective First Lady? Blecch.
But, most of all, when I look at this picture, why does “Yakety Sax” (“The Benny Hill Theme”) run, unimpeded, through my brain?
Doin’ the Do.
August 1st, 2008 — Fashion, Politics
Damn fine, knows it: Michelle Obama
Like me, you’ve been wondering for months: I love Michelle Obama’s hair. How do I get mine to look like that?
The search is over, thanks to BellaSugar, via New York mag’s “The Cut”: Meet Obama’s hairstylist, right, Frederic Fekkai’s Johnny Wright, no relation to Jeremiah. Tresser-of-choice for such elite as Anita Baker, Vivica A. Fox, and Vanessa Williams, he’s the only man the U.S. Secret Service allows to wage chemical warfare against the Negro kink:
Built From the Ground Up.
July 31st, 2008 — Architecture, Design, Fashion
Glimpse Iraqi-born architect Zaha Hadid’s new, $400 shoe design for Melissa Plasticdreams.
The melissa + Zaha Hadid shoe is out in the UK this September, avaliable in eight colors.
Stop Sweatin’ Me.
July 23rd, 2008 — Fashion
From the I’m-Just-The-Mailman Department, and BoingBoing, but, apparently, not from the people who brought you VULVA Original, comes something for men: Pretentiously accented Bálla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men, just $15 for 3.5 oz. on Amazon.com.
Because you’re wondering, yes, Bálla is “lightly fragranced,” designed “for ‘nether region’ freshness,” and “also great for sweaty buttocks, armpits and feet.”
Aaaahh…. Sweet relief.
