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Talk About Getting an Early Start.

Not a big hit yet….

Dag! Some people don’t wanna give the brotha a break! This eye-catching baseball jersey, urging the removal from office of a man who has never held it, comes in classic Run-DMC logo style with red sleeves, above, as well as black or blue ones…because that’s how anybody who messes with Obama is gonna end up—red…then black and blue!

Made of 100% cotton. S-XL, $19.99; XXL, $22.99, from CafeExpress. Order now. Wear yours with pride on January 20.

The Bullet We Missed.

“Eat my shorts!!!!”

What’s interesting about McCain’s concession speech, this week, was, in that brief presentation, he showed all of the statesmanness that was absent during his campaign. He was gracious, no-nonsense, and direct.

So is the cyborgian monster as which he’s caricatured, above, on this t-shirt. Well, maybe this guy’s not so gracious. S-XXL, $16, in red, white, or blue, from Hoodman.tv.

I’ma Beat Your Knowledge To Death.

AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another winning shirt from SnorgTees, affirming the unstated ethos of cartoon series G.I. Joe‘s famed motto. Fashioned with Stars ‘n Stripes-style red and white lettering against royal blue 100% cotton material. S-3XL, $16.95 – $18.45.

Sarah Palin’s Newest Strategy:
Make ‘Em Weak At the Knees.

Ooh la la!

Gentlemen: If the gauzy melodies of Steve Arrington’s Hall of Fame’s classic 1983 hit plays in the back of your mind while you gaze at Sarah Palin’s seemingly endless tresses, above (in a photo taken not ten days ago, yet!), you’ve fallen to the cursed infirmity that undoes all men!

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Who’s That…Girl?

Groucho

Hey, kids: See if you can guess the identity of the fashion-forward, trendsetting celebrity who recently attended the opening of a film she directed, apparently without first opening a container of depilatory cream. (That ain’t no milk mustache!) Answer, below, after the jump!

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The Force is Strong with This One.

Jedi mind trick?

So: If Obama is Luke Skywalker, is McCain the evil Emperor? (Hey: Let’s just hope, if McCain is the Evil Emperor, that, despite the resemblance, Obama isn’t Mace Windu.)

Made of 100% cotton in optimistic sky blue. S-3XL, $16.95 – $18.45, from SnorgTees.com. Watch this while you wear the shirt.

Let That Be Your Last Mouthful of Crumbs That Don’t Really Go Down Your Throat But, Instead, Actually End Up All Over the Floor.

All that cookie crap is out!

At the recent DragonCon ’08, a rare photo of an authentic Cookie Monster-slaying warrior with the remains of her prey.

Note the distinguishing touches: Her blue, Cookie fur boots, providing necessary stealth and warmth, and her matching lipstick, providing additional camouflage.

[via Boing Boing]

KKK’d With Care.

Plenty of room, in case you put on a little weight.

Mother Jones is running a photo essay by Great Neck, NY photojournalist / former Marine Anthony Karen, 42. The piece, utilizing text, audio, and pictures, documents the work of Ku Klux Klan seamstress, above.

Coming from five generations of Ku Klux Klan members, 58-year-old “Ms. Ruth” sews hoods and robes for Klan members seven days a week, blessing each one when it’s done. A red satin outfit for an Exalted Cyclops, the head of a local chapter, costs about $140. She uses the earnings to help care for her 40-year-old quadriplegic daughter, “Lilbit,” who was injured in a car accident 10 years ago.

Amazing. You gotta admire their dedication to arts & kkkrafts.

Causing a Pile-Up From On High Up.

“This stuff stinks!”

Now, here’s something you don’t see every day: As dutifully reported by the U.K.’s Daily Telegraph, sexy ex-Spice Girl Victoria “Posh” Beckham, with her soccer pro husband, David, above, draws stares, but not for her dress, or for their new perfume, Beckham Signature Fragrance Collection, which the couple was debuting in New York at Macy’s.

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There’s a Twinkle in Your Eye.
No, I Mean Literally.

“AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”

Question: If you were a dude, leaving your woman behind for many, many months—say you were going to Iraq, or something stupid like that—and, just before you left you gave her this piece of jewelry, above, as a gift. Would she think that you loved her more than life itself, or think that this was a passive-aggressive way of telling her you wanted to blind her?

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